Facebooker? Myspacer? WICID reader? Or justplain lazy. Almost everyone wants an excuse not to do homework but with more ofit being done on USB its getting increasingly harder for the dog to eat yourhomework. Though mine did eat my laptop So don’t blame it on the dog. We Wicidpeople know how important it is to have a great excuse (hey I really did do mylast article on time, I just left my USB in my jean’s pocket and it got damagedin washing machine) so I’ve come up with ten creative excuses
“I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked”.
“I just saw it on the Times BestsellersList, so that means someone stole it”.
“A friend fell in a lake, and I jumped into rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned”.
“When you told us our homework I couldn’thear you- I had a banana in my ear”.
“I did my homework in my head; I didn’tknow I was supposed to write it down”.
Save a blank document on USB, make sure itwon’t open (save it in the wrong format) and then ask to print it off andprepare to act horrified when your teachers computer will not read the file.
“It’s the only homework I’ve ever done, somy mam framed it”.
“You said do questions 1-10. You didn’t saybring them in”.
“My brother stole it in a fit of siblingrivalry”
Ask the teacher, “Do you believe someoneshould be punished for something they didn’t do?” If they say no, say,”Good because, I didn’t do my homework”.
Or for those horrible math’s calculatorquestions:
“I have a solar powered calculator and itwas cloudy”.
Remember just be as creative as possible,and DON’T BLAME THE DOG!!Article By Ky