Facebooker? Myspacer? WICID reader? Or just plain lazy. Almost everyone wants an excuse not to do homework but with more of it being done on USB its getting increasingly harder for the dog to eat your homework. Though mine did eat my laptop So don’t blame it on the dog. We Wicid people know how important it is to have a great excuse (hey I really did do my last article on time, I just left my USB in my jean’s pocket and it got damaged in washing machine) so I’ve come up with ten creative excuses
“I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked”.
“I just saw it on the Times Bestsellers List, so that means someone stole it”.
“A friend fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drown”.
“When you told us our homework I couldn’t hear you- I had a banana in my ear”.
“I did my homework in my head; I didn’t know I was supposed to write it down”.
Save a blank document on USB, make sure it wont open(save it in the wrong format) and then ask to print it off an prepare to act horrified when your teachers computer will not read the file.
“It’s the only homework I’ve ever done, so my mam framed it”.
“You said do questions 1-10. You didn’t say bring them in”.
“My brother stole it in a fit of sibling rivalry”
Ask the teacher, “Do you believe someone should be punished for something they didn’t do?” If they say no, say, “Good because, I didn’t do my homework”.
Or for those horrible math’s calculator questions:
“I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy”.
Remember just be as creative as possible, and DON’T BLAME THE DOG!!
Article By Ky